MartinTheNinja

Shit's ridiculous. On a side note; No shave November. I'm now referred too as 'The Wolf Man' due to my sideburns. Another side note; The team Jacob harlots who haven't read the books can go straight to hell. Seriously. Eddy and Bella get married. Bella gets pregnant. Eddy has to eat the baby out of her stomach. And then Jacob falls in love with it. Bella dies and becomes a bloodsucker. Then they all get superpowers. And then nothing happens. The end. Oh, yeah. Spoiler warning. Whoops.

Just got back from springfield, home of my mother's parents. My uncle and his wife adopted a child from Russia, who's name is Vlad. Henceforeward known as 'The Impaler' to me. He's three. He's having problems with his wife. I could feel the deep blue funk rolling off of him like dry ice. My cousin's husband is a dirtbag. I don't want t discuss him. I just read a short piece of writing that just about broke me. If I could give anything but empathy too the poor girl, the author, I would. But I can't, so I'll try not to think about it. I'm so tired.

My brother. He hijacked the 360 and spirited it away to dad's while I was at my friend's party last night. That motherfucker. So, now I'm sitting on the computer, typing a journal. I'm hungry, but I don't want to go upstairs and make something yet. Chances are, I'll keep surfing the net until Sarah calls. Oh shit. My phones upstairs. Un momento, por favor. Well, it's been fifteen minutes and a different computer, but now I've got my fucking phone. Mom's making biscuits and gravy, my girlfriend's slaving over a homework load that only the most brutal and sadistic of private lutheran schools can provide, and I'm sitting here, sipping on my c